During the summer of 2009, I took a road trip to Washington DC and Baltimore for a weekend of baseball, beer and crab with some friends. The first stop was in DC at Nationals Park. The ballgame was pretty poorly attended so we found better seats. They just happened to be along the third base line, halfway between third base and the left field pole, four rows back. Awesome.

During the fourth inning a team representative came by looking for volunteers to participate in a dance competition. The winner would receive a recyclable Washington Nationals tote bag for hisĀ entire row.

How could I say no?